♥ Sunday, June 12, 2005♥
heezz...i read this book recently and there was this page i find it quite funny lah...actually the whole book got alot of stupid and lame stuff. heezz...that's y i enjoy reading it. lol...share wif u all.
there was this part on excuses for handing in work late:
-my homework is late because i was up all night writing letters demanding better pay for teachers.
-aliens frm planet Zog took my homework as an example of earth's great literature.
-i can't give in my homework as we had burglars last night and they stole it.(super funny.)
-i couldn't do my homework because i accidentally superglued my teeth and have to go to the dentist.
-i can't hand in the hw becos the cats had kittens in my bag
-i've been replaced my evil robot replica and it doesn't do hw.
-i couldn't do hw cos the contacts stuck to my eyes
-i couldn't do hw becos i was grieving for my pet rock.
-i have done my hw but it's in invisible ink(super lame)
-i didn't do my hw because my inner child didn't feel like it(the tchr sure gets hot)
it's all quite lame reasons lah...but decided to share it lah...heezz...adapted from mates,dates and mad mistakes. actually got more fun things lah...heezz...can read it from library if u all wan.
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